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🗓️ 15 October 2010
⏱️ 67 minutes
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When the fourth Texas Chainsaw Massacre was released quietly to video, it seemed Leatherface's terrorizing of Texas teens had been terminated. Only Michael Bay and his new production company Platinum Dunes gave Leatherface another look, deciding the time was right for a proper Texas Chainsaw Massacre reboot, bringing us a new Leatherface, a new group of teens, and a twisted new family lead by Full Metal Jacket hard-ass R. Lee Ermey as Sheriff Hoyt. This film launched Platinum Dunes' reputation as horror rehab, a reputation that is less than stellar after their reboots of Friday the 13th and A Nightmare on Elm Street. Was their first attempt their best? Is this Arnie, Stuart, or Brock's favorite of Platinum Dunes' reboots? Listen to find out!
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0:00.0 | Due to harsh language and violent content, listener discretion is advised. |
0:12.8 | The podcast which you are about to hear is an account of the horror suffered by a group |
0:18.2 | of three adults, Stuart, Arnie, and Brock. |
0:23.5 | Though they had experienced horror before, had they lived very, very long lives they |
0:29.1 | could not have expected, nor would they have wished to see as much of the mad and the |
0:33.7 | macabre as they were to see with this retrospective series. |
0:38.2 | For them, a movie review podcast became a six-piece symphony of terror. |
0:43.6 | The events of this viewing were to lead to one of the most bizarre podcasts in the annals |
0:48.3 | of internet history. |
0:50.4 | The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Retrospective Series. |
1:20.6 | Today we're discussing the Texas Chainsaw Massacre, the 2003 remake, starring Jessica |
1:26.2 | Beale, Jonathan Tucker, Erica Leerson, Mike Vogel, Eric Balfour, David Dorfman, and |
1:33.4 | Arlie Ermi, directed by Marcus Nisple. |
1:36.5 | I'm Arnie, co-host of NowPlaying, and this is Brock and I smell bullshit. |
1:45.3 | You're speaking of course about Arlie Ernie. |
1:48.0 | The drill sergeant from Fullmetal Jacket, he will forever be known to me, I think, to |
1:52.1 | a lot of people as the guy who screamed major malfunction and got his head blown off. |
1:57.5 | All right. |
1:58.5 | Texas Chainsaw Massacre. |
1:59.8 | So I get. |
2:00.8 | It's just, he's absolutely right, it's Texas Chainsaw Massacre, you're okay, but here |
2:10.5 | we are five feet deep now, five episodes, and I feel like Groundhog Day. |
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