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All Up Innes

The Texans Suck

All Up Innes

Josh Innes

News, Comedy, Sports, Entertainment News

2.4526 Ratings

🗓️ 21 October 2025

⏱️ 17 minutes

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Summary

It's official, the Texans season is over and the Texans suck. It's so crazy to think that two years ago we were in love with Demeco and CJ. Now, most Texans fans think CJ is at best bad and at worst awful. Have the fans soured on Demeco?

Transcript

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0:00.0

I really feel bad for Texans fans, like people who are die hard committed to watching them.

0:40.3

Like, I'm a person that gets to bounce around from game to game on a Sunday because I really have no rooting interest other than in like who I'm betting on on that particular day. Right. So like the idea that I'm sitting here. Like my team sucks. The Saints suck. I love watching the Lions. So if the lions are on there, probably the team I'm going to watch because, A, I'm a front runner, but B, they're just fucking fun to watch. And you saw them last night. Their offense is spectacular. And hey, they played some defense yesterday, too. And they're arguably the best team in the NFC right now. So they're fun to watch. I watch games that I bet on. I watch games that I enjoy the teams playing. I can't fathom having to watch the Texans play football on a day-in, day-out basis, a weekend, week-out basis, and then

0:45.9

talking about it week-in, week out. Because as it stands right now, I have next to no interest in

0:50.9

talking about the Texans. We talked about it yesterday. It was a must win.

0:55.3

If you want people to believe that you're worth a shit, if you want to truly be worth

0:58.5

a shit, and you want to compete and still stay alive in the AFC, you needed to win that game.

1:04.0

And we asked, was it fools gold? Was the huge offensive game against the Ravens just a bullshit?

1:10.2

Yes, was the answer. And we knew it was because again, the Ravens just a bullshit. Yes was the answer.

1:12.3

And we knew it was because, again, the Ravens give up a billion yards to everybody.

1:16.2

You struggled for three quarters against the Titans, and then you blew out the Ravens.

1:20.4

Oh, by the way, I'd like to find all those people who were talking shit to me on Twitter

1:24.7

after C.J. Stroud went out and bawled against the shitty Ravens, please,

1:29.2

come to me, I'd like to hear from you.

1:31.6

All those same people that were retweeting

1:33.3

my videos of whether or not C.J. Stroud

1:35.1

sucks. Please, we're yet

1:37.2

now. You're at home washing your

1:39.3

tights.

1:41.4

Let's play a couple commercials and we will continue.

1:45.2

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1:49.7

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1:50.7

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