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All Up Innes

The Texans May Win The Whole Thing

All Up Innes

Josh Innes

News, Comedy, Sports, Entertainment News

2.4526 Ratings

🗓️ 13 January 2026

⏱️ 19 minutes

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Summary

First off, what a 4th quarter ass kicking. The Texans offense has some major issues and we've known this. But, this defense is really, really real. I believe this is the first time in Texans history they will enter the second round of the playoffs with the majority of the fanbase legitimately believing they can and should win the game.

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0:00.0

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0:23.3

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0:26.5

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0:27.5

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0:28.7

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0:30.1

All right.

0:30.7

So what did I tell you?

0:31.7

If the Texans scored touchdowns, they would beat the Steelers.

0:36.1

And I know that that's not some sort of bold proclamation, like obviously, Josh, duh, but it happened. Now, didn't happen in the way you would have thought because the offense still sputtered and still turned the ball over a ton and has major issues. But they came through on the defensive side of the ball, getting two defensive touchdowns, and they were able to win the game. I don't know that you can live that way forever. Probably not. Not against a better team.

0:58.0

Not against a team that can move the football. But hell of a game last night, especially hell of a,

1:03.0

really hell of a fourth quarter, late third, early fourth quarter, is basically what you got out of

1:08.0

that one. Outstanding. Let's talk about it. We will do so after these words.

1:15.1

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1:19.6

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1:20.6

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1:22.3

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1:24.5

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1:27.4

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1:45.5

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1:47.3

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1:51.2

Cousin Brenda, what are you doing here?

1:53.6

You're married anyway.

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