I know someone's out there.

Hey there, listeners.

Welcome to Horror Movie Club, the show where two dudes who aren't quite nerds, but not quite nubes.

Choose a horror movie each week to rate and review. I'm Ashfin and I'm on the phone with Brian.

And on this week's episode, we're going to be talking about the 1984 film, The Terminator, directed by James Cameron and starring Arnold Schwarzenegger and Linda Hamilton.

In this film, two naked dudes show up from the future and chase down some women named Sarah in 1980s Los Angeles.

If you're new to our show, we're going to have a spoiler-free discussion for the first part of the show

where we'll talk about the background of the film.

Then we'll take a quick break.

You'll hear a little bit of music and then we'll come back, hit the plot,

hit to the spoilers, and get into our review.

Brian, it has been, I want to say a month since we've actually recorded.

How are you feeling going into this episode?

You know, I feel kind of like putting on an old pair of shoes.

I don't think I'm going to be rusty.

I think I'm going to be flawless as usual, just like we always are.

How about you?

I was thinking it would feel like riding a bike again, but then I feel like I never really learned how to ride this bike.

Exactly.

It'll be the usual shit shaft.

Just me and you on a tandem bike wobbling around until we fall into a bush as usual.

Yep, yep.

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