The Terminal with Jerah Milligan

Blank Check with Griffin & David

Blank Check Productions / Talkhouse

Film Reviews, Society & Culture, Comedy, Tv & Film

4.7 • 6.7K Ratings

🗓️ 26 March 2017

⏱️ 114 minutes

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Summary

This week’s guest, Jerah Milligan (Comedy Central), finally completes our trifecta of co-hosts from the excellent podcast Blank Men Can’t Jump In Hollywood joining Blank Check. The topic of discussion: 2004’s stranded at the airport dramedy The Terminal. But exactly how much Stanley Tucci does a movie need? What was behind the absurd Michael Douglas cancer story? Is it clear where exactly is Krakozhia? Together, Griffin, David and Jerah examine Catherine Zeta-Jones’ career trajectory, jazz photos, Shrek 3, saltine cracker sandwiches and more. Plus, Jerah shares a personal account of being trapped in the airport and Producer Ben is hungover AF. Join our Patreon for franchise commentaries and bonus episodes. Follow us @blankcheckpod on Instagram, Threads, Facebook and X! Buy some real nerdy merch. Connect with other Blankies on our Reddit or Discord For anything else, check out BlankCheckPod.com Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I have a bit of bad news.
0:23.2	It seems that your country has suspended all traveling privileges on passports that have
0:26.8	been issued by your government and our state department has revoked a visa that was
0:30.2	going to allow you to enter the United States.
0:32.2	That's it in a nutshell.
0:34.1	While you were in the air, there was a military coup in your country.
0:36.5	Now most of dead members, uh, uh, dead.
0:39.1	Who is this?
0:40.1	The worst thing in the world.
0:41.1	The presidential guard.
0:42.1	They were attacked in the middle of the night.
0:43.7	They got it all on GHN.
0:44.9	They were very few civilian casualties.
0:46.6	I'm sure your family is fine.
0:48.3	Uh, but no more carcosa, new government revolution.
0:51.5	So all the flights in your country have been suspended indefinitely.
0:54.3	The new government has sealed all borders, which means your passport and visa are no longer
0:57.8	valid.
0:58.8	So currently you are a citizen of nowhere.
1:00.7	Even if we could get you new papers, we couldn't process them until the United States
1:03.9	recognizes your country's new diplomatic reclassification.
1:06.9	You don't qualify for asylum.
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