The Tennessee Vampire Who Conquered Latin America

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 31 August 2020

⏱️ 77 minutes

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William Walker was a lawyer, doctor, and complete lunatic from Tennessee who conquered and took control of multiple Latin American countries in the mid 1800s. We take a deep dive into "The Grey Eyed Man of Destiny" and the true power of self-belief. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Soft Corps History.
0:08.0	It's the great white suburban tradition
0:12.0	of a bunch of white guys sitting around talking about history
0:16.4	on the most surface level possible and I am joined as always by my bros.
0:22.1	Dan Regester, our producer and Co-star. I gave you an extra
0:26.1	credit. I never call you our producer, but you really are a producer. You never
0:29.9	give me credit. That's true. So I'm a little suspicious. Well, what's going on here? I just
0:34.7	what's been so alone for so long? What's your end game here? Good to see a face is all.
0:40.3	I'm also here. I'm Jake Goldman.
0:42.1	J. Goldman. Yeah. here. Yeah. Yeah.
0:45.5	I'm glad to be here on softcore history
0:48.3	history podcast that I guess doesn't show penetration.
0:51.6	Yes pretty much yeah it's top top only yeah like top nudity only it's
0:56.2	like belly button level bjays yeah yeah you're gonna see a lot of headbobs of history you can
1:01.8	still see bare ass yes Yes, that's bare ass.
1:04.7	The back and front is a different rule set. Is this for soft? Well, yeah, because you can see
1:10.0	butt. Yeah, but you can see boobs. You can see boobs and butt, but you can't see spread butt.
1:15.8	You can't see spread butt.
1:16.8	You can't see penis.
1:18.8	Any peen, any V.
1:20.4	You can see like a little bit of the top of the V but their legs are
1:24.8	Suggestively crossed right anyway that's the history version of this but the most important part is there will be feet so
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