"The Tender Bar"
The Next Best Picture Podcast
The Next Best Picture Podcast
4.2 • 542 Ratings
🗓️ 11 January 2022
⏱️ 53 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | You are listening to the Next Best Picture podcast, and this is our review of the Tender Bar. |
| 0:05.8 | Your grandfather is a selfish old prick who resents taking care of his family. |
| 0:10.2 | And yet, you all end up back here at my house. |
| 0:14.3 | Welcome. |
| 0:15.1 | Your only uncle. |
| 0:16.5 | Some of most of your favorite uncle. |
| 0:17.9 | Right? |
| 0:18.3 | I have no idea how you are going to law school. |
| 0:24.6 | So you could shoot your father for child support. |
| 0:27.6 | No, so he can help with your fines about the septic tank. |
| 0:31.6 | Oh, here we go. |
| 0:33.6 | Hey, whose kid is that? |
| 0:35.6 | My sister. |
| 0:36.6 | What sister? A hot one is a crazy one? What, you kid is that? My sister. What sister? |
| 0:38.3 | What, you're a hot, one is the crazy one? |
| 0:39.3 | What, you want to die? |
| 0:41.3 | Okay, two rules. |
| 0:44.3 | I'm never gonna let you in. |
| 0:46.3 | And I'm gonna always tell you the truth. |
| 0:50.3 | Your father is it. |
| 0:52.3 | They'd be. |
| 0:53.3 | I'll take care of you. Teach you the male sciences. They saw you in the yard and playing sports. You're not very good. You'll find some other activities. I like to read. You read enough? For those? Maybe. You could become a writer. One more thing, very important. Never did a woman, even if she stabs you as scissors. |
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