Jimmy baby, please get off the counter for once, you dunce.

I'm asking very nicely, Jimmy baby, just please get off the counter for me.

Jimmy, sweetie, I gave you plenty of your wet food, it's rude.

To go and ask for salmon paw the treat bag and get your paws all over the place hi everybody ho ho ho julie mother fucking santa clausner here for you on the eve of what I assume will be Kevin Spacey's greatest Frank

Underwood Christmas video ever, considering he's had time to try it out in front of live

Cyprus audiences.

Some songs, some stories, a little bit of songs and stories.

A little bit of story, a little bit of song.

Jack Lemon anecdote.

Judy Dent's texts him mid-show.

He says, Judy, Judy, Judy, Judy.

She says, I'm oddly enough too old to get that reference.

And he says, but I'm too young.

And she says, isn't texting supposed to be less of me hearing your voice?

And he says, what about Jack Lemmon's voice?

And then we put 20, 25 to bed in a shallow grave.

And I just want to mention briefly that I was contemplating the term watery grave recently.

And I think it's really funny.

I think whenever someone is described as having met a watery grave or had to embrace a

watery grave or ended up in a watery grave, I must take pause, take Jimmy's paws and wipe them off, so they're all over my

freaking counter, and say, watery. Isn't it, isn't it wet? Isn't the word wet? Like,

watery you only use when you're like describing a condition to a doctor trying to evaluate the options.

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