Let me ask you this.

Kevin, let me ask you this.

I walked into the office today and I saw on your desk a keyboard and it said Alpha.

There's an Alpha keyboard on your desk.

What is this? Well, I'm such an Alpha man. There's an alpha keyboard on your desk.

What is this?

Well, I'm such an alpha male that they have to give me a special

keyboard because I mashed the keys so hard

than a normal keyboard would just shatter.

That doesn't sound right to me.

No, it's not.

Bamboozling me.

What is the alpha keyboard?

This is a product that I am testing.

It's called the Free Writewrite alpha and this is essentially an internet connected typewriter

because you know as you may experience being online can be quite distracting when you're trying to do research and writing.

And so there's this company, Freight, that makes these little sort of stripped down computers that basically only can be used to write things and then they can

like sort of store that in the cloud and so that can become your ordinary writing device.

So you feel like to get ahead you need to sort of go from a laptop to something that is like much worse than a laptop?

Yes, what if a laptop could only write? That is sort of the premise. Does it have a display? Yes, it has a little like is sort of the premise does it have a display yes it has a little

like like sort of gray it's it just gives you sort of a couple lines at a time

you can so you're writing your column you could only see one sentence at any given time.

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