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The Mens Room Daily Podcast

The Teacher's Got The Goods

The Mens Room Daily Podcast

Audacy

Society & Culture

4.81.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 September 2025

⏱️ 8 minutes

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Summary

We get in to our Mens Room Question: What did you (or someone else) do that wasn't on the up n up?

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0:00.0

Our question, what did you or someone do that wasn't exactly on the up-and-up, 206803 Rock?

0:05.0

Have you heard of the World Stone Skimming Championships? No. Well, recently I have. I believe I've... ESPN occasionally would like show the winning skip, like at the end of the Brockians on sports. Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, I think within the last 10 years, they've been doing this for a while. They say skipping stones feels like an activity that it should be difficult to do illegally.

0:25.5

So if there was a cheating scandal at a stone skipping competition, you might assume they meant, I don't know, like adultery or something.

0:33.2

Right.

0:34.0

The World Stone Skimming Championships recently rocked by a cheating scandal.

0:43.1

After some competitors were found to be using a suspiciously circular stone.

0:51.0

Now, if you know anything about skipping stones or stone skimming, you know that one of the tricks is finding a nice flat round stone. Yep. Now, according to the competition rules, stones must come from natural occurring island's

0:57.8

slate and fit through a device called the Ring of Truth to ensure they are the right size,

1:04.1

no bigger than three inches in diameter.

1:06.7

No bigger.

1:07.4

All right.

1:08.4

Okay.

1:09.0

The championship organizer says that when the offenders were caught, they held their hands up and ultimately apologized.

1:16.4

We're cheating.

1:17.2

They were disqualified.

1:19.8

He said, quote, there was a little bit of stone doctoring.

1:22.8

They'd shaped it so that it was perfectly circular and fitted our three-inch measure.

1:28.6

The problem was,

1:34.1

we didn't just notice at the time, but they were suspiciously circular. Now, the event was held in Scotland, but it was ultimately, one by an American named Jonathan Jennings, who managed to skip

1:41.0

his stone for a total of 177 meters.

1:44.5

In American terms, that's more than 580 feet or almost two football fields.

1:51.2

He skipped 580 feet of stone.

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