The Taylor Swift Superbowl Preview!

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Humor, Comedy, News Commentary, Satire, Satan, God, News, Montypython

4.7 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 7 February 2024

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

God and Jesus preview the big game. Who does Jesus favor? And why?

Humans are now walking around wearing cyber goggles called Apple Vision Pros, and God is disgusted. Elmo got trauma dumped on and the King has cancer. All this and the Grammies on the God Pod Taylor Swift Superbowl Preview!

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0:00.0	This week on the Godpot.
0:02.0	New poll came out Jesus.
0:04.0	Nearly 70% of Americans think United States is in rapid decline.
0:08.0	Revealing a prevailing sense of pessimism among Americans regarding the future of the United States, as Elmo found out last week.
0:18.8	Jesus tell me, what do you see?
0:20.5	Whoa, I'm seeing wine, sellers and sellers of wine.
0:26.0	And me, up on the cross.
0:30.0	Oh God, this is horrible.
0:32.0	No, no, Jesus!
0:33.8	Get it on me!
0:34.8	You turned one way and there was a thief and you turned the other way and
0:39.5	it was like, E.
0:40.7	E. D. E. E.
0:41.9	In so much pain.
0:46.0	And I was like one day I'm going to introduce you to a guy named Spielberg,
0:50.0	and you two are going to make it big. Welcome to the God Pod, I'm the Lord Thy God and I'm here with my son and friend Jesus
1:11.6	Christ. Hi Father.
1:13.0	Hi.
1:14.0	How are you?
1:15.0	I'm good.
1:16.0	Thanks for gesturing in my direction.
1:17.0	It makes me feel loved and acknowledged.
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