reports of unidentified flying objects.

Unidentified aerial phenomena.

Are they secret weapons being tested by our own or foreign governments?

The American people are becoming most interested and, in many instances, very alarmed by the UFO stories.

So why do you suppose that all of this has been kept

from the world? Exploring our past, our future, and the mysteries of our universe. Where do they come from?

Why can't you explain it? Everybody in utology is screaming for disclosure. The future is now.

This is Micahanks. From the high mountains of Appalachia in a bunker below ground.

Welcome, one and all. It is the Micahanks program. Glad once again to be getting behind the microphone

as we go in pursuit of the anomalous in our existence, as we do every week listen on demand via

podcasting apps all throughout space and time. and of course, courtesy of our good friends

over there at the UnX Radio Network.

As it turns out, I, your friendly neighborhood podcaster, am not the only one going in pursuit

of answers to the world's mysteries.

Yes, we have breaking news.

We learned just today, as of the time I am behind the microphone, that an all-new U.S.

Government Task Force on the declassification of federal secrets has been established.

We had the big announcement earlier this afternoon. Naturally, I had to wait until the news

dropped, because no kidding, and this is absolutely no exaggeration. I had former officials from

within the U.S. intelligence community at very odd hours who were texting me when the initial

announcement about this dropped on social media, courtesy of Representative Anna Paulina Luna,

who of course spoke today with members of the press at this official announcement.

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