This is The Talking Dead, a podcast dedicated to the AMC TV show The Walking Dead.

Hi everyone, my name is Chris, and my name is Jason, and this is The Talking Dead

number 588 recorded on Monday the 6th of June 2022.

Hi Jason, how are you this week?

Hi Chris, I am doing well, how are you?

I'm doing okay, but I, I bit my tongue really bad during dinner tonight, I hate that, and like

is that the other day?

It's feeling okay now, but it just makes me like it hurt a lot and it bled a lot.

It just makes me realize like, how in all these years of evolution have we not adapted

to our, our mouths not having, you know, being able to bite our own damn tongues?

Like come on.

Yeah, no, it's a real bitch.

I've, I've bitten my tongue recently, like maybe a week ago or so, it's still a little

bit sore.

It makes you talk a little bit funny.

I don't, I don't think I'm talking funny tonight unless I just can't hear it, but okay,

so I agree with you that, you know, after being on this earth for 50 goddamn years, that

you'd learn how to chew your food without, you know, having your tongue interfered with

in a major consistent way.

Yeah.

No, that's a problem.

Just the fucker part though is that I've bitten my tongue many times sneezing.

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