The Talarician Jesus Juke
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🗓️ 25 March 2026
⏱️ 4 minutes
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So here is what happened—in case you are not up to speed. My friend Brooks Potteiger was on a podcast with Joshua Haymes and the topic of James Talarico, a death angel from Texas, came up. Now to be fair, he doesn’t look like a death angel. As one meme put it, he looks like a walking embodiment of that COEXIST bumper sticker. But despite the choir boy appearances, he is a card-carrying member of the abortion death cult.
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| 0:00.0 | The Talarikian Jesus Duke, March 25th, 2026. Introduction. So here's what happened, in case you're not up a speed. |
| 0:14.6 | My friend, Brooks Pottinger, was on a podcast with Joshua Hames, and the topic of James Tolariko, |
| 0:20.0 | a death angel from Texas, came up. |
| 0:21.9 | Now, to be fair, he doesn't look like a death angel. As one meme put it, he looks like a walking |
| 0:26.0 | embodiment of that coexist bumper sticker. But despite the choir boy appearances, he is a card-carrying |
| 0:31.1 | member of the abortion death cult. So Hames and Potager began talking about the prospect of Tolariko's |
| 0:36.6 | conversion, which in biblical terms means death and resurrection. |
| 0:40.2 | That is what happens when someone is born again. The New Testament is replete with this kind of language. |
| 0:45.2 | Know ye not that so many of us as were baptized into Jesus Christ were baptized into his death. |
| 0:50.6 | Romans 6.3. So of course the gotcha journalists who circulated the clip left out the parts that |
| 0:55.6 | made this most evident and plain. They left out the part wishing that he would become Tala Rico of |
| 1:00.3 | Tarsus. Using so, of course, for the second time in a row, so of course the Huffington Post, went with |
| 1:05.2 | a headline that Pete Heggseth's pastor says he wants James Tallerico to die. That is quite the |
| 1:10.4 | construction, aftermath. Of course, |
| 1:12.8 | the internet went nuts. And if the phone calls to our church office here in Moscow are any indication, |
| 1:17.7 | as I believe they are, the sympathizers of the Tolarikian way have a long way to go before they can |
| 1:22.7 | appear quite as sanctimonious as their leader Tolariko does. The hypocrisy force is strong with him. Their wishes |
| 1:28.9 | for the deaths of their adversaries are unvarnished, old school, and pretty much out there. |
| 1:33.3 | But Tala Rico went on the record with the controversial sentiment Jesus loves, embedded above for you. |
| 1:38.9 | But what does he love? How does he love? Does he love our sin? Talk about a Jesus Duke. Tala Rico said this to Brooks Pottinger. |
| 1:46.8 | I love you more than you could ever hate me. Let's step into this for just a moment. |
| 1:50.9 | Suppose this love of Jesus that Tala Rico embodies finally penetrated the walls of hate that |
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