He's okay. I changed my mind. I want you back. I'm okay. I can't do it. Claire. Well, I just nails on it. No, no, no, do the clear. Play a sound effect of nails. No, we're not doing that. We're absolutely not doing that. So we have to go on. I think it actually would have went the other way. I think Juan Pablo explicitly being. Oh, no, definitely not. I still pick you up. You're okay. You're embarrassing yourself. You should have me come out. It's my taste. You should have me come out. Okay.

Hi, hello, and welcome to another brand spanking episode of another bachelor podcast. My name's Dylan. I'm settled up next to my buddy, Real Nicholas Davis. What's going on, everybody?

Patrick to produce to the podcast over there by my glasses. Hi guys. Um, we are here. Yeah. Tonight for the last time to break down the little vestigial tale of this love and tour. It's the after the final rose special, which I want to spoil general thoughts, but best episode of the season. Do you have any PSA? Do you want to get to general thoughts? No, I'll get right to it. I never thought we'd get here. I mean, I literally never thought we'd get to. How come?

Spent a long road. Oh, but we're here and you've enjoyed it though, right? Oh, I had a great time. I did a blast. I think he was talking about because he already watched the season. It has to be that. Right. Did it feel like it molasses? Huh? Feel like swimming and molasses? No, no, all that being said, but are you a general thought scene? I'm general thought you're a general thoughts. I thought it was great episode. And you're not 42 knots Nick.

I also can't believe it's finally over. I mean, it has seemed like a long journey. I would venture a guess to say that we are the world's foremost experts on season 18 of the bachelor, especially probably episodes nine and 10.

Oh, those are the only episodes. Are you okay? Oh. And also seven and eight. And you're not? Nope. Okay.

And also seven and eight. I literally forgot about it. I can't compartmentalize a very six feet under some of these things aren't, you know, helpful. Yeah, fair enough, fair enough. But it was.

God, I got sidetracked by that thing. It was good. It was my favorite season that we watched the bachelor or and this episode. Are we doing this episode? This episode.

82 knots stumbled through that one. I'll get one of us. Okay. So how many knots do I give it?

Sixty nine knots. Sixty nine. You said it is your favorite. Sixty nine knots. Okay, wink. Sex. Okay. So, um, shitface steps out of the leaves says, um, welcome.

I look like a bird. So he goes, why was I like you a lot enough for Nicky? Did Juan Pablo lead these girls on?

We'll get definitive answers to everything tonight. Spoilers, no, you're not. Before you move on, Dylan, I have to say this.

Harrison was definitely annoying, but he's being paid to be annoying. Okay. He's been doing this for at this point 14 years. He has expectations on how an employee of this franchise, i.e. J.P. is supposed to behave.

And so he's pissed, but this fucking audience that they put in here, they were a gasp when they heard the word, I like you a lot.

Oh, wow, we ruined your life. That's the worst thing that happened to you, Sally. Jesus Christ. I love the talk to your husband. Getting back to the employee thing.

The craziest part about Chris Harrison's bitch fest that he throws tonight is that he's just another employee. He doesn't own the company.

This is like someone who doesn't work for a movie theater telling you you can't bring that in.

To the movie theater, you're like, you don't work here. What do you do? Why do you give it shit? Psych out?

You're just a bitch ass henchman. That's it. You're a homeowner, which of course reminds me of what I was going to say for general thoughts before I get sidetracked. I'm just going to stick it in here right now.

Tonight concludes you're raping the podcast. You're raping the air.

The assassination of the character of the Venezuelan bigot want popular galvis by the cowards Walt Disney Mickey Mouse and their bitch ass henchman Chris shit face Harrison.

And speaking of Chris shit face Harrison, he welcomes Claire onto the stage first.

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