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Oh, She's here, she's got, she's beautiful!

She smells gorgeous, she looks gorgeous.

It's only our favourite, Linda Pollard!

Come on, he!

What's a welcome. Oh! Linda, how have you been? I've had to scrub down like a surgeon because I've been dealing with, let's say, um, I've been dealing with vomit. I was trying to find it any kind of way of saying it, but I couldn't. Cover your ears, anyone who's got one of them phobias about vomiting. So, school trip. Yeah, I forgot to tell you about it last time. Go on one out. Yeah. We went to a theme park. Yes. Okay. And the kids went off, did their thing. And the teachers went off, did our respective thing. Right. And it turns out one of the teachers is not one for being jiggled about. Oh, God, I see. So we went on a ride and, let's just say, it was rather frenetic. There was a lot of action. Yes, yes. And we dismounted from the ride. Yeah. And made our way to the exit. Yeah. And she went for the nearest bin and chucked her guts up in it. Breakfast, burrito and all. Oh, that is disgusting. What, and so you had to deal with... Well, I was the medical lead on that trip. Do you have any medical know-how? I went to the Red Cross for about two months when I was nine. So yeah, I mean, basically a doctor. Good, good, good. I know what to rely on if I suddenly keel over in here. I could do a sling, I could stick a plaster on it. Okay. From that, it's all guesswork. Right, so what did you do with this woman? I held her hair back. That's the standard procedure, I think, in most of the medical books. That, I tell you what.

That's love that.

As I've said to you before, when I did that gig in Bolton at the David Lloyd,

which does have a different class of people.

Do you remember I was discussing it?

Yeah, better class.

Do you remember me saying about the woman who was, they drunk so much.

Some people come and see me.

Sometimes some real strange people come to see me.

And they drunk so much, very, very pissed.

And her friend was already holding her brow.

Oh.

Which, as you pointed out the time, that's the last knockings, isn't it?

That's the bowl before you've had it. So how did you get on? Did you get her back to the dormit tree or what? No, she managed to push through. It would appear, she's rode that horse before. Oh God. We just took it a little more sedate of going forward. Yeah. But yeah, it's tricky, isn't it? She wants to go on these rides, but unfortunately her guts do not agree. I used to be a big fan of those kinds of things. You like being jiggled about? I used to like it, not so much now. Not so much now. I remember going on a holiday to Butlins in Bogner Regis and gone on that Mexican hat. You know that Mexican hat thing?

You could be on one of them? Well, you can guess what it? It goes round and round and round.

Is it like the spinny cups?

I'm not a baby. Well, you can make them quite rough, you know.

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