The Swimsuit Edition
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4.8 • 6.7K Ratings
🗓️ 4 May 2008
⏱️ 36 minutes
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The 27th ever Bugle podcast, from 2008. Written and presented by Andy Zaltzman and John Oliver
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| 0:00.0 | The Bugle, audio newspaper for a visual world. |
| 0:18.0 | Hello Bugleers and welcome to issue 27 of the world's greatest and only audio newspaper. |
| 0:25.7 | Another week beginning Monday the 5th of May and this listeners is a special Bugle swimsuit edition for which John is wearing a swimsuit. |
| 0:34.7 | Correct, can you describe it John? |
| 0:36.7 | Yes, it is a kind of Victorian 1920 style neck to toe, blue and white stripes. |
| 0:43.7 | I'm also wearing a cold handlebar moustache and I have a top hat on and a cane and a monocle. |
| 0:49.7 | The way gentlemen swim, how about you what are you wearing? Don't tell me it's a bikini, it's a full bikini. |
| 0:54.7 | This is a full bikini John but I slightly misunderstood the purpose of the swimsuit edition and I am actually wearing a small atoll from the Pacific Ocean. |
| 1:03.7 | That's one for all you geography fans out there. |
| 1:06.7 | And today you will be coming through to you on later to Mono128. |
| 1:10.7 | That is the technical term and I've just heard Paul the engineer use. |
| 1:14.7 | One I've learned to do not understand but I'm willing to use anyway. |
| 1:17.7 | It's all about saying things confidently enough. |
| 1:20.7 | As always some sections of the audio newspaper goes straight in the bin. |
| 1:23.7 | This week Hollywood legend John Voitt and Colombian pop philanthropist Shakira respectively talk and sing you through |
| 1:29.7 | how to perform an exploratory laparoscopy on yourself using only cababstick and a cheap digital camera. |
| 1:34.7 | Plus a free audio anesthetic. Here it is. |
| 1:38.7 | Also in the bin an entertainment section as football becomes increasingly uncompetitive and movies more and more mainstream |
| 1:44.7 | is it time to revive public hangings? |
| 1:47.7 | Why can't we feed Christians to line anymore without the God Squad getting all the holy of them now about it? |
| 1:52.7 | Plus a review of the disastrous first night of the London Amateur Change or Juggler's new show was there too much audience participation. |
| 2:02.7 | Top story in this week's Bugle Beach Party China. |
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