The Swimmers of Lake Baikal | 211
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.3 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 16 November 2020
⏱️ 46 minutes
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Summary
"You just never know what you'll see when you go swimming in Siberia." It's one of our favorite quotes (and one we just made up), but it's true and this week's topic proves it! In 1982 a team of Russian Navy divers go exploring in Lake Baikal when, to their amazement, they encounter giant, humanoid beings obviously not of this world. So, they did the only reasonable thing…tried to capture them with nets! Let's just say the rest of the story doesn't work out as well for the divers…it's the Swimmers of Lake Baikal this week on the show. Plus, the fellas discuss Dolph Lundgren's MENSA membership (and his dashing good looks), Conspiracy Bot finally starts to accept his loss in the election (things get broken), and Brent starts talking hip like the kids do (well, he tries). All of that and more on the podcast that’s never gone swimming in Siberia, when we’re there, we keep it to training for heavyweight bouts against Dolph Lundgren – Hysteria 51.
Special thanks to this week’s research sources:
Research Assistant - Raymond Walden IV
Videos
Did The Soviet Union Discover Aliens In The Deepest Lake In The World? - https://youtu.be/DVq7gBH70WE
Websites
Lake Baikal Wiki - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Baikal
Decompression Sickness - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decompression_sickness
Wired - https://www.wired.com/2009/07/russian-navy-declassifies-cold-war-close-encounters/
Scribol - https://scribol.com/uncategorized/the-fathomless-mysteries-of-the-deepest-lake-on-earth/6/?as=799&asv=1
DNA - https://www.dnaindia.com/technology/report-aliens-love-oceans-indicate-russian-navy-ufo-records-1277861
Down The Chupacabra Hole - https://downthechupacabrahole.com/2019/03/21/the-russian-navy-divers-who-were-attacked-by-aquatic-aliens-lake-baikal-humanoids/
The Siberian Times - https://siberiantimes.com/other/others/features/f0077-aliens-and-ufos-at-worlds-deepest-lake/
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| 0:00.0 | They say I'm disturbed. |
| 0:02.0 | From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 0:05.0 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:08.0 | When you tell me spools, I'm not crazy. |
| 0:11.0 | With hysteria. |
| 0:12.0 | You can't handle the truth. |
| 0:15.0 | This brain is gone. |
| 0:17.0 | This is hysteria 51. |
| 0:19.0 | Here here. |
| 0:20.0 | The truth is out there. It's alive. but you won't find it here. |
| 0:26.0 | They're coming for you. |
| 0:27.0 | Look, there comes one of them now. |
| 0:29.0 | Welcome in Hysterionation to the podcast that's never gone swimming in Siberia. |
| 0:38.0 | When we're there, we keep it to training for heavyweight bouts against Golf Lungren. |
| 0:42.0 | This is Hysteria 51. |
| 0:45.0 | I must break you. |
| 0:47.0 | Broadcasting from the Lower Fourth Dimension, otherwise known as Chicago, |
| 0:52.0 | I am your host John Goforth, and alongside is my... or fourth dimension otherwise known as Chicago. |
| 0:52.6 | I am your host John Goforth and alongside is my co-host and the only guy I know that was |
| 0:57.2 | rooting for Drago in that fight, Mr. Brithand. |
| 1:00.8 | Rooting is a strong word, John. |
| 1:02.3 | Let's just say, I admired his dedication to the craft. |
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