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Hello, Bugleers! I am Andy Zoltzman. Am I? Anymore? Could I have another vote on it?

Or am I lumbered of what my parents decided to do with my name 44 years ago?

Yeah, and I'm happy with that. Anyway, but the point is, this is Issue 4103.

Of the Bugle, the audio newspaper for a visual world that remains the one fully reliable source of independently biased, unashamedly, fat-free truth in these turbulent times.

It is Brex Day! Happy Brex Day everyone! The 29th March 2019! No sleeps till Brex...oh, hang on. I'm sorry.

Till Brex...oh, hang on. I am just being informed. It is no longer...it is no longer Brex Day.

This was supposed to have been the day in which Britain blasted itself off into a glorious new future.

Our likeer, the Soviet space-dog moment of national liberation. Instead, it has been a day when our democracy has been upheld,

produced, twisted, reluctantly forced to do its job, but tried, liberated, held hostage, and or dressed up in a gimp mask and made a clack-lack of chicken,

delete, according to preference, and or newspaper of choice. Anyway, two weeks ago, it was two weeks ago until Brex It.

Now it is two weeks to go until Brex It again. Or is it seven and a half weeks to go? No, it's two weeks, oh, it's seven and a half. No, it's two weeks, it's a year.

It's eight minutes to it. It's 40,000 years. It is now X weeks till Brex It.

More on this later, joining me today to discuss the latest excitement here in London, Tiffany Stevenson. Hello. Hello, Tiff.

I'm laughing because what's the option? I'll be crying otherwise, right?

Yeah, the two are mutually incompatible. Do you have a go at both? No, I was really enjoying the idea of having a slice of Brex It, OK?

And singing Happy Brex Day to, yeah, we're not going to get to that. We're not going to get that.

And we'll come later on to some of the things that have been said about what was supposed to be happening today by the big fans of Brex It that aren't happening.

Also joining me today, sense and reason. Welcome. Welcome to the, oh, they've left.

And also joining us today later on for an exclusive interview in the Bugle Soundproof Safe, former Prime Minister David Cameron.

We'll be very into here what he doesn't have to say on the matter. As always, some sections of the Bugle are going straight in the bin.

This week, city improvements section, we're looking at some of the exciting new city improvement projects around the world.

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