The Swamp classic, Dump-in-a-Box classic, and Muscat classic
The Shotgun Start
Fried Egg Golf
4.7 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 26 February 2020
⏱️ 62 minutes
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Summary
It’s Swamp Week on the PGA Tour and we dive right in on this Wednesday episode. We begin with some earnest discussion of PGA National and how you can’t fake it around the hazardous bear-infested layout. Then we transition to a less-serious discussion on the mid-life-crisis party scene both at the course and around town the week of the Honda. We lament the weakening of the field as the Honda fights for room on a crowded, “elevated” part of the schedule. Andy then proposes a GoFundMe to get Geronimo out to every event to become a season-long storyline (and maybe slowly drive JT mad). The Cologuard Classic is given a full account, with news of each player getting a free box kit in his locker as well as a tip about continued anchored putting strife among not only the players, but also their significant others. News focuses on Pat Reed’s Mother-in-Law’s Facebook activity and the quotes, and contradictions, from Brooks Koepka’s GQ profile.
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| 0:00.0 | Now the shotgun start in golf is full of mathematics. |
| 0:03.0 | There's a lot of set up work that we have to do in order to make a tournament work. |
| 0:08.0 | So I'm going to demonstrate to you just exactly how we do a shotgun start here. |
| 0:13.4 | And here we go. |
| 0:17.0 | All right, all right, all right. |
| 0:20.0 | Gentlemen, start your Indian! And the Greetings and welcome to a Wednesday edition of the shotgun start. It is February 26th. Andy, how we doing? |
| 0:55.0 | Brendan, I'm doing good. It's, uh, it's swap week. |
| 1:00.0 | Swamp Life, live and Well, swimming in it down there in South Florida. |
| 1:07.0 | It's just one of our favorite weeks of the year. |
| 1:10.0 | What's about the golf and more about kind of all the entertainment the |
| 1:14.4 | the ancillary stuff on the edges. |
| 1:16.0 | Given how many swamp residents aren't playing I bet it's a big party week down |
| 1:20.8 | there. That could be maybe they they're hosting house parties, things like that. |
| 1:25.2 | The Square Grouper, the Woods probably got a lot of action going on. |
| 1:30.3 | I've heard a lot about this Square grouper place from friends of the program. |
| 1:34.0 | I'm thinking it. I mean I really it's it's been played up like you know club med or something |
| 1:40.0 | back in the back in the 80s or whatever it It's just the place to be. This is a fantastic scene. |
| 1:46.3 | I've got to get down there and check this place out. |
| 1:49.0 | I mean, it is a, it is one of the country's premier tiki bars. |
| 1:55.0 | I mean you're not going to find many tiki bars that are, |
| 1:59.0 | that are, uh, I guess, you know, there's, it's just such a great cross cut of culture down there. |
| 2:06.0 | Club med was absolutely not what I meant. I meant studio 54. |
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