This is a passenger announcement. You can now book your train on Uber and get 10% back in credits to spend on Uber eats.

So you can order your own fries instead of eating everyone else's.

Trains, now on Uber. T's and C's apply.

Check the Uber app. So we are here in the jungle studio.

Sans one member.

There's an empty chair where Ben normally sits

and a disembodied voice, Ben, if you're in the room.

You know, there is a candle on the table.

But it's a Mueller saint candle, not a Ben candle. We're not invoking Ben.

Ben, why aren't you in the studio today?

Because I'm in a palatial office at the Harvard Law School,

which is larger than my office at Brookings and the Jungle

Studio put together. And what are you doing in said office? I seem to be teaching

your class at the Harvard Law School this fall.

Ben is extremely fancy.

I love how you first out laughing when he said that.

Like that's inherently hilarious that that is teaching

as funny as we do. Shaping future minds, Ben. Do they know you're not a lawyer?

It's a Google search away.

Kids are going to be pissed when they find out.

My parents pay off. This kids are going to be pissed when they find out.

My parents pay all this money. He's not even a lawyer.

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