THE SUNDAY SERVICE - 04 - 04 - 2021

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Double Toasted

Comedy, Entertainment News, News

4.8 • 893 Ratings

🗓️ 5 April 2021

⏱️ 207 minutes

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0:00.0	I have Penfed, that's a fact.
0:03.3	I have Penfed, that's a fact.
0:05.2	My credit card purchases get me cash back.
0:07.4	My credit card purchases give me cash back.
0:09.9	No one else gets these rewards.
0:12.0	Sergeant, that is just plain untrue.
0:14.1	What in tarnation?
0:15.6	Sir, Penfed's power cash rewards card isn't just for military members.
0:19.1	Anyone can get cash back on all purchases.
0:21.3	Ah, figgins!
0:22.3	You've ruined my favorite song.
0:24.3	Penfed Credit Union. Visit penfed.org slash power cash.
0:27.6	To receive any advertised product, you must become a member of Penfed, insured by NCOA.
0:31.8	All those squirrels murdered for nothing.
0:35.2	It's just, it's, it's, it's spectrum. It's just, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's,
0:42.3	it's been $400, trying to get that shit to work and they ain't done a goddamn thing.
0:47.0	Fuck them. tell me get AT&T. That's what it takes.
0:55.4	That's what it takes.
1:02.2	And the fucking thing is I have an AT&T router downstairs just in case I need it.
1:06.5	So I'm subscribed to two different services right now just to see which one's going to work best.
1:10.6	I guess I got to hook up AT&T to see if that works better.
1:13.7	I'll call Casey and just say, hey, man, look, I'll suck your dick.
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