Hi and welcome once again to History Dwebs. I am Tim, and the topic of our podcast today is serial killer Carl Eugene Watts, better known as the Sunday Morning Slasher, because he committed most of his dastardly deeds on Sunday mornings. Thus the name, Colonel. Sunday morning slash. Should have been at church. He should have been getting church in. He should have been getting church in. And that's one of the reasons that I'm telling you, you need to get yourself to church, girl. Yeah. Oh, me? No, I'm good. Thank you. So we're going to talk about Mr. Watts and all of his dash really deeds, but before we

do, let me introduce our esteem panel.

I'm happy to be joined today by the very lovely and talented, a woman who really needs

no introduction, a woman who is known for all the good that she does

in the world. She's sort of the mother Teresa. No, we got the devil. We got you. Oh, I forgot.

Brittany's not here. Brittany not here too. Yeah. She's still in rehab. She's still in rehab. Instead, we have with us, the very lovely and talented, the Queen of Mean, the mistress of the macabre, the Empress of Evil, and Satan's dirty little secret. And horror. And whore. And how? Brandy. And I was wondering about that. No, you haven't been introduced yet. Yeah, you're not here yet. You can shut your cake hole for just a minute. You haven't been introduced. Happy Rex Manning Day, everybody. If you don't get that reference, that's a shame. You should really look it up. But today is Rex Manning Day. I have celebrated all day long. Who is Rex Manning for our listeners who might not be as hip as you?

Well, they have to look it up.

Everybody is as hip as me because I am not that hip.

Well, okay, happy Peyton Manning Day.

No.

Branding.

How are you?

I'm fine.

I want to say, I really want to apologize for our listeners,

because we, the last podcast that we put out, we did not have the sound quality that we normally,

the high quality of sound that we normally have, because we were unable to do, normally we

podcast in your office, as you know, right? But we were unable to do, normally we podcast in your office, as you know.

Right.

But we were unable to do so last time.

And so we had to move to the colonel's office, which is a piece of shit.

And it was very loud that he apparently, his office is great.

It's quite a noisy compound.

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