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The Summer Fantasy Draft

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4.8603 Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2016

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

Picking our favorite things about summer in the style of a fantasy draft. Also, fuck the beach.

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0:00.0

Alright, let's clarify in case anyone here is really, really dumb.

0:03.4

That's how someone would die if you do that. So don't do that. It's not even true because it wouldn't be plugged in. Where are you going to plug in a toaster outside? If I were swimming and you walked up to the pool holding a toaster and you're like, I'm going to do it. And like you were like faking, throwing it in and everything, I'd be screaming. and then once you actually threw it in,

0:02.0

I would lose my fucking shit. like you were like faking throwing it in everything i'd be screaming and then once you actually

0:20.9

threw it in i would lose my fucking shit

0:23.5

hello from sunny buffalo p Pete. Yeah, that sucks, huh?

0:42.9

Yeah, like whenever you realize you're in Buffalo, it sucks.

0:45.7

If you're doing something in Buffalo, it's fine.

0:48.4

And then if someone's like, oh, hey, what are you up to this weekend?

0:51.2

And you're like, oh, I'm in Buffalo.

0:52.3

You're like, oh, I'm you're like god fuck i'm at

0:54.2

the worst time you woke up hung over in buffalo too which is like the buffalo is enough of a

0:59.3

hangover in itself you don't need to be actually hung over in buffalo right um yeah this is like

1:06.0

the this is like the like you're going to be working hard around the clock so it's like if you so

1:13.5

choose once the day is done and once you know that no more moves or anything is going down it's like

1:18.7

you can either turn in or you can just hang around and be like well i'm in buffalo so might as well

1:23.9

drink your face off yeah so now i'm just a hungover guy in buffalo actually uh

1:29.8

a thing that we were at um there was an open bar for some reason because it was some party and

1:36.1

everything was was free including like their highest end scotch so this i i ordered m McAllen 18 because I was really excited about that.

1:47.8

And the waitress brought me what I thought were two.

1:51.6

And I was like, oh, this is fucking awesome.

1:53.7

I'm just going to get to drink a shitload of awesome scotch.

1:56.1

And she fucked up.

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