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The Substance Review

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Tv & Film, After Shows, Film Reviews

4.4640 Ratings

🗓️ 25 September 2024

⏱️ 79 minutes

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Summary

Synopsis The Substance follows Elisabeth Sparkle, a big time celebrity host of an 80s workout tv show, who turns 50 years old and gets sacked in pursuit of someone younger and “hotter” to host the show. After getting in a car crash, she meets a mysterious stranger who tells her about the substance, which can create a younger, more beautiful, better version of yourself. Lizzie decides to go through with this, and the results change the rest of her life forever. Review This movie is a doozy. It’s fun and stylistic and seemingly poses an important question about misogyny in Hollywood, women not being allowed to age, the emphasis on beauty no matter how painful, etc, but the commentary falls flat. In Coralie Fargeat’s first film, Revenge, I noticed a very similar occurrence. There is potential in The Substance for important discussions, but it turns into an extremist monster-esque chaotic clusterfuck instead of really giving us some answers, or at least worthwhile commentary. The film is more concerned about style than substance (which is ironic because of the name) and I think that works in its favor in certain areas, and works against it in others. Overall it is interesting, definitely a new trope and the setup is promising, there are some incredible shots and set dressings and the color scheme is captivating. Demi Moore gives an all time performance. There are some really great scenes but ultimately the execution of this film and its message or lack thereof is not where I’d want it to be or expect it to be. Score 6/10

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0:00.0

Today we are reviewing Corley Fargey's new movie The Substance, so stay tuned for our

0:06.4

thoughts about this film.

0:10.0

Have you ever wanted to be beautiful beyond comparison?

0:13.0

So beautiful that you become famous solely because of how good you look?

0:16.4

Well, look no further.

0:18.4

Horror Movie Talk's newest sponsor is green goo that makes you clone yourself

0:22.0

into a younger version of yourself that ultimately you will resent because she is more beautiful than you

0:26.6

and you will try to kill each other in pursuit of individuality and success. Take this green

0:31.5

good today with our promo code monster fucker and you too will be able to go on a journey of self-discovery,

0:38.6

passion, and rotting from the inside out inside out terms and conditions may apply not approved by the FDA may cause rashes bleeding

0:43.1

ears falling off in some cases death okay now we got to do aerobics.

0:56.6

You lead us, Sidney.

1:01.6

Is this a metal thing?

1:02.9

Yes.

1:04.2

A little taste.

1:05.8

David.

1:06.3

David, what is this?

1:07.7

Pretty big.

1:09.3

We have to kill a lot of people.

1:11.8

I just tell me what you want me to fuck.

1:13.6

I have big tips and tiny vagina.

1:16.4

Oil me up, daddy.

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