The Subscription Service Nobody Wanted

Good Guys

Dear Media

Comedy, Society & Culture

5.0 • 23 Ratings

🗓️ 22 September 2025

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Mazel Morons! We're back and we're coming in hot- starting in caveman times and somehow ending with designer heels and baked bread. Ben goes shirtless in the studio, Josh shares his most awkward brand deal, and together we brainstorm a “reverse subscription service” where fans pay us to put clothes on. Along the way, we unpack energy drink sponsorships, waxing horror stories, family trust fund drama, and a Coldplay kiss-cam scandal. What are ya, nuts?! Love ya! Leave us a voicemail here! Follow us on Instagram and TikTok! Sponsors: See thicker, stronger, faster-growing hair with less shedding in just 3-6 months with Nutrafol. For a limited time, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off your first month’s subscription and free shipping when you go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code GOODGUYS10. Go to signos.com and get $10 off select plans with code GOODGUYS. Saxx Underwear - Check it out at saxx.com That’s HomeChef.com/GOODGUYS for FIFTY PERCENT OFF your first box and free dessert for life! Visit Carawayhome.com/GOOD10 to take an additional 10% off your next purchase. Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Produced by Dear Media. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	The following podcast is a dear media production.
0:04.4	Two Jews, both big and tall, no subject, too small for the good guys.
0:11.4	A mother's dream, premium podcast team, make it your weekly routine, it's a good guys.
0:18.3	And if you don't give us five stars, what are you nuts? What are you nuts? Yeah, we're the good guys.
0:26.3	They're not the great guys. We're just so good, good, good guys. Moza morons, welcome back to the good guys
0:34.3	I'm sitting here with a guy who I love deeply, even though we have little debates.
0:38.4	We have our little spats and we go back and forth.
0:40.6	But that's just because we're both fucking smart.
0:43.2	We're smarter than you.
0:46.5	I love you.
0:47.8	I love you too, bro.
0:49.1	You do love to push my buttons.
0:51.8	But do you not think you're pushing mine?
0:56.6	No, because I don't ever bring it up.
1:02.7	You are the, you are the creator of the button. I then, once you have created the button, okay, this is gas lighting. No, I'm not turn up the volume if you want to learn about gas sliding.
1:08.4	We're sitting. We're sitting in our room, okay? Me and you, we're sitting in're sitting in our room okay me and you we're sitting in
1:12.4	the cave josh okay and you invented the wheel no okay plane i then used the wheel i used the wheel i
1:20.4	didn't make it i used it i used your cart okay well you were you didn't even i didn't ask you
1:25.7	permission you went off you were scavenging.
1:28.4	I used your cart to carry all of my vegetables, but you made the cart.
1:33.2	First of all, what's in this cave?
1:34.6	Did we order dominoes?
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