Allow this is Frank Skinner. Look, I'm going back on the road again. I know, I know, with my show, showbiz, I've finished the London thing and I just want to go back to the places that we didn't do on the national tour and places that sold out like super quick.

Witnesses, that's what I'm after. Anyway, look, if you fancy coming to see me, I thought I'd let you know that there's a...

Now, I've never typed in one of these in my life, but I'm going to do it for you. There's an address. It's www.absoluteradio.co.uk

Slash tickets. It's like one of those proper things. And if you type that in, you'll see where I'm playing and when and all the possible details you could need.

I'd love to see you. And who knows you might even like to see me.

This is Frank Skinner on Absolute Radio. I'm with Emily Dean and Alan Cochran. We are not live this week, so do not text the show. That was me reading block capitals.

You always mix me with me with my staccato. But you can follow the show on Twitter and Instagram at Frank on the radio and you can't really email the show via the Absolute Radio website. I don't know, you'll do the latter.

Well, they have been. We've had, I'd like to kick off with Alan and Cornwall.

Alan? He's... Cornwall. That's like, you know when you're seven and if someone's got the same name as your birthday.

It's so exciting. It's so exciting.

But when I found out at Kabilk and me had got the same birthday, it's quite a moment.

Was that right? Yeah. Do you know at Kabil, the jazz clarinetist?

No, but thanks for the tip. I don't know if that worked. I'd like to know if Frank has seen the Australian ABC TV show, Who The Ends?

What's it about?

It is a real doctor who...

...appreciation programme. Talking about the last broadcast episode and their theories on where the story is heading.

I can just see Frank in the host's chair of a British version.

I really enjoyed Frank on tour when he was in Turkey. Sorry, redacting that last bit. Thank you, Alan.

I like the fact that this said it's a real doctor who appreciates your programme. Like all the others are about the fake doctor who...

Is there a game called Real Tennis? Is it like that?

I suppose what they mean is people speak from the heart on the...

You know, as I read that, they reviewed Doctor Who in Doctor Who magazine and it's slightly difficult for them.

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