Welcome to the Stuttering John podcast.

Third Times a charm.

This is Stuttering John, your favorite podcast host.

Yes, I'm just learning how to do this stuff.

I know.

But, you know, Monique gave me a lesson on how to work this stuff.

Hopefully soon I'll be in my new studio in Hollywood.

But right now, I do it from my home, my mansion in Canoga Park, where I am now.

You can see my two Star Wars posters there behind me.

Episode one, that's original poster from George Lucas.

But I've already, I know the people who are watching here are probably like that you heard

this already, but I do have to, I do have to say a few things.

And I, and it really irritates the fuck out of me about the Houston Astros.

I don't care if you heard it before.

The cheating Astros.

They're a bunch of douchebags and a fucking man for the fucking commissioner to say,

oh, it's just a piece of metal.

Look, I played Little League ball, okay?

I couldn't wait to fucking get, and pop water football.

I love to get our championship trophy.

I love to get my all-star trophies.

Who the fuck of you to say it's just a piece of metal,

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