Welcome to the world famous Stuttering John podcast. This is your favorite host, Stuttering John

Melendez, for a special edition podcast today. I just happened to be awake and I'm about to work out

and I decided to say hello to my fans and just say happy Friday.

There are a couple of things I do want to talk about and I don't know which one I should

start with first. Well, let me start with what happened to me this morning. This is typical

stuttering John and this is not the first time it had happened to me.

But I have to tell you this because it's freaking hysterical. So my dishwasher, well, first of all, my

refrigerator freezer is not freezing the way it should.

Like, you know, it'll freeze meat, but not like frozen, frozen, you know?

Like, not to let it go frozen.

I'm talking about it'll just be like, it'll be frozen enough to preserve it, but not frozen enough to, like, keep ice cream hard.

Like, I put ice cream in there, and it just melts.

So I dealt with it because I haven't been eating ice cream.

Why?

Because I have my head shots I'm taking on Sunday, and I, uh, and I've been working out and

hiking. I'm trying to get myself into shape

because weight goes right to my face. So I'm trying to lose all that. So it doesn't matter.

I wouldn't really care about the ice cream. Plus when I go food shopping, I don't like saving a lot

of shit in the freeze. I'll just buy shit for the week and that's it. So anyway, so the freezer stopped working.

So I was like, I'll deal with that.

But then my dishwasher went on the blitz.

I don't know what the fuck is wrong with it.

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