Welcome to the world famous Stuttering John podcast.

This is your favorite host of all podcasting, Stuttering John Melendez.

How are you, everybody?

Yes, I'm back.

It's weird, you get him off, you know, for Christmas and New Year's,

and then everyone thinks that you're not doing podcasts anymore

okay let's first comment yes I know I look like shit okay I haven't showered in two days I smell like

ass I was with my kids last night uh it was my son's birthday. Thank you very much.

Oscar turned 14, although he's probably going on 30 at this point.

But it was awesome.

We went over there, had some P.F. Chang's, the L.A. Chinese food, which is probably not the best Chinese food in the world, but it is his favorite. So we had that. And then, you know, my daughter and I literally have been talking about going to the, to see

Star Wars again. We both saw it once. But she was like, come on, let's go to night, Dad. And I'm like,

I can't, sweetie. I didn't shower today. And I smell like ass. And it's true. She didn't want to go near me after that. Well, I didn't tell I smelled like ass. I just said, I didn't shower. So, yeah, I didn't go again. But it was nice. It's nice to bring in my son's birthday he was the first baby born in the San

Fernando Valley born at 1219 in the morning and I don't know if you get you know

when the doctor was about to deliver him it was like 1145 PM December 31st

and the doctor goes look do want me to rush this?

So you get a tax break?

That's what I knew my doctor was Jewish.

I'm like, no, man.

No.

You know, at that time I thought this is my only son.

No, do not rush it.

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