Welcome to the world famous Stuttering John podcast.

How are you, everybody?

I can see we're going to start off with the bunch of Twitty.

It's already.

Well, first let me get to my stressful day on Sunday.

Me and my youngest son were going to visit my daughter in Santa Barbara.

I picked my son up in Sherman Oaks driving to Santa Barbara, beautiful Santa Barbara.

And suddenly, I noticed in my rearview my fucking car is smoking like crazy

and it's like billowing and then I look at and I'm like oh no no it's not it's not can't be mine

and then I look and and my uh you know temperature gauges on hot

i'm like oh no so I pull over on lost hills road and there I am smoke billowing you know my

son's getting nervous because he's afraid it's going to be a fire and his daddy's going to explode

uh and then and then I then I then I and it's a sunday because he's afraid he's going to be a fire and his daddy's going to explode.

And then I, then I, and it's a Sunday.

I can't find a fucking mechanic.

I can't find the tow truck.

What a fucking nightmare. So I had to Uber back, take my son home, then fucking take my daughter's car, which was my car, I gave her, and to

freaking get to my car, and then literally drive my car a half a mile at a time to get to

my friend's house because I have to park it someplace legal before I could drive it to the mechanic on Sunday.

So the reason why I'm a little late today is because I was picking up the car.

Apparently the thermostat fucked up.

What a fucking nightmare.

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