Welcome to the world famous Stuttering John podcast.

This is your favorite podcast host, Stuttering John Melendez.

How are you?

I know it's been a while.

I know you miss me, but I've been busy.

I've been very busy, and I have to apologize to all the Melenders and all my fans about how the podcast has been going.

The transition has been cumbersome at best.

And I thought I'd be in a studio a lot sooner.

And the guy that owns the studio has been out of town shooting a film.

So I have yet to start in a real studio.

So I'm still in my mansion in Canoga Park.

And it is the Academy Awards tonight hello how exciting but uh i am doing

something else uh tonight i am going to a charity event a celebrity star studded charity event

texas holdem card game gala, gala, however you want to say.

I'm looking forward to it, actually.

It's my friend, my friend, so she's a penthouse pet and a playboy playing me to both or one or the other.

She's in a lot of movies.

I think she was a scream queen.

But I don't know.

You know, we dated for a little while.

Let's just say that she invited me.

And I'm really excited to go.

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