The Strip Club Is Better Than Therapy! Happy New Year!

I.E In Friends

Sonoro | Saul V Gomez, Aaron Caraveo

Soccer, Sports, Comedy Interviews, Comedy, Relationships, Society & Culture

4.7 • 577 Ratings

🗓️ 3 January 2023

⏱️ 120 minutes

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Hello Friends! Happy new year! We're excited to be back! In this episode we explain why we were gone for two weeks, why pirates wore eye patches, aliens visiting a Vegas Gentlemen's club & More! Follow I.E In Friends here: https://linktr.ee/IEinFriends Get 25% OFF + Free shipping with promo code IEINFRIENDS at liquid-iv.com Get 20% OFF @manscaped + Free Shipping with promo code IEFRIENDS at MANSCAPED.com! Take The Mic! https://forms.gle/nSf7f2YKqSgxRBur8 Subscribe to us Patreon for exclusive episodes! https://www.patreon.com/ieinfriends Saul V Gomez Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/saulvgomez/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/Saulvgomez_ Cesar Sotelo Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/iknowcesar Twitter - https://twitter.com/Caesar__0 Aaron Caraveo Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/airball_10/ twitter - https://twitter.com/aaron_caraveo Time Stamps! 00:00:00 - Intro 00:02:40 - New Years resolutions 00:09:06 - Manscaped 00:11:34 - S*x is bad luck 00:13:20 - Dark Therapy 00:18:05 - Why pirates wear eye patches 00:26:20 - Our phones evolved our body’s 00:29:13 - UFOs in Las Vegas 00:31:20 - Would you marry a perfect robot 00:36:40 - Why we were gone for two weeks 00:46:20 - Strip club Is better than therapy 00:57:50 - Parents can’t take days off 01:02:12 - Rick Sanchez Podcast 01:03:24 - Check in with your parents 01:11:00 - What if your girl cheated then got in a car accident 01:15:20 - Rudy Valencia 01:18:50 - Blueface knocked out his gfs dad 01:23:45 - Take the mic 01:41:42 - Giant caught on camera 01:44:30 - Best way to lie 01:49:00 - I’m happy that 01:56:00 - Patreon shout outs

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0:00.0	As I was driving home, I was just like, I hope everything's cool.
0:03.4	Check up on your funny friends.
0:04.5	Yeah, check up on your strong, funny friends.
0:06.6	Check up on your strong, handsome, funny, strong friends.
0:08.8	Check up on the sexiest, nice, smiled, cute, small, hot.
0:13.1	Check up on your strong, funny, big dick, funny friends.
0:19.4	Happy New Year!
0:20.7	Happy New Year Happy New Year!
0:23.6	What's up, friends?
0:25.6	Welcome back to IE.M. Friends, 2020.
0:29.6	Yeah.
0:32.6	Damn. I'm a little shy. I'm a little nervous. It's been two weeks.
0:36.6	Are you camera shy? I'm a little camera shy. I'm not going to lie. I put my shoe in the way. We're back, baby. We're back after a two-week hiatus. We'll address the elephant in the room later on about the two-week hiatus. I don't want to start off in a sad note. It's 20-23. What's up, everybody? It's 2020. Good. It's only our third day out here. January 3rd. What's up, everybody? How was your guys' holidays? Merry Christmas. Happy New Year. Happy New Year. Happy Hanukkah. Even though we haven't gone through yet. Hey, they don't know that, bro. They know. We're in the future. All the time we're in the past.
1:11.2	When we step into this room, it's a vortex into the future. Always a week ahead. Oh, yeah. We had a crazy time in Vegas. Remember that? Aaron got domed up by three chicks at the same time. Bro, you saw that shit. Bro. You saw him in his dick. One on the left, no one on the right neck.
1:24.5	They're doing cook up his ass.
1:26.5	Caesar, we're fucking him from behind.
1:28.4	Aaron, Aaron, bro.
1:29.3	We must be quiet. I just don't ignore it. Aaron was getting his assate while getting his dick sucked. And his titty's licked. And his titty's licked. And his face sat on. And his toes sucked on. Every hole was covered, even his eye sockets.
1:44.7	Every hole.
1:46.6	His ears were getting fondled.
1:47.7	20, 30 bitches on him.
1:48.8	Deep inside someone's pussy.
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