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The Strangers Chapter 1 Review

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Tv & Film, After Shows, Film Reviews

4.4640 Ratings

🗓️ 22 May 2024

⏱️ 73 minutes

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Summary

Synopsis A couple embarks on a journey across the country for their five year anniversary. After their car breaks down in the middle of nowhere Oregon, they have no choice but to stay in a cabin in the woods. When Ryan, played by Froy Gutierrez, runs back into town to grab something he forgot out of his car, Maya played by Madeline Petsch starts hearing and seeing strange things in the cabin, almost like someone else is in the house. Review of The Strangers Chapter 1 I really hated this movie. Like, really hated. I didn’t really know what to expect, but taking what didn’t work from the original and even at some points taking direct lines and situations from the original and cramming it into the already too long 90 minute run time was atrocious. I don’t know if I was just tired, but I almost fell asleep at multiple points due to boredom. At the beginning of the movie, there is text on screen that says this movie will show us one of the most brutal crimes committed in America. I will tell you, I have seen worse things on Twitter in the past week. The writing is terrible, it plays like a crappy ripoff of a Wayans Brothers film, I seriously laughed at a lot of points that were not supposed to be funny out of pure hatred. The two main characters who are supposed to be in a five year loving relationship have zero chemistry. Every action they take in trying to survive is the dumbest route they could have chosen. I really really hated this movie. It was bad. It degrades the masterpiece that is the original, and I mean that. The original is an incredibly scary and moving horror film, and this one shits all over it. I walked out of the theater chuckling to myself. Score 2/10

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, welcome to horror movie talk. I'm Sydney and we're doing The Strangers

0:08.1

Chapter 1 today. So listen for our review.

0:15.7

Are you thinking of leaving the big city to be romantic and explore small towns with your lover.

0:21.8

Well, stop thinking about it.

0:24.2

You belong in the city.

0:26.1

You cannot mingle or mix or mesh with the local people.

0:29.6

Your hair has too much product in it and your lip filler is so obvious that the people

0:34.5

downtown are going to give you weird looks.

0:36.7

Your car is stupid and they're going to call your boyfriend gay for his haircut.

0:40.4

Don't do it.

0:41.2

Stay in the city and be with your gay boyfriend where it's acceptable.

0:44.4

Stop trying to be cultured by messing with the rednecks of America.

0:47.3

Stay in your bubble of air one and plastic and rentable e-scooters.

0:59.3

Ha ha. Yeah. e-scooters. Play the song.

1:01.0

Yeah.

1:01.5

Yeah. Is this a metal thing?

1:17.1

Yes.

1:18.1

No, no taste.

1:19.5

David.

1:20.5

David.

1:21.1

David, what is this?

1:22.1

Pretty sick.

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