I think we're officially live. Welcome to another episode of Welcome to the Party Pal. I am your host,

Mike Nellis, joined as always by Tea Party congressman, turned Democrat, turned my good friend, Joe Walsh.

We're going to dive into a couple of issues today. Really, it's just been, I just said this to

Joe before we got started, the dumbest fucking week in the history of the Trump administration,

which really saying something. We're going to dive into the straight of Iran opening, according to the president of the United States. We're going to talk about the war on the Catholic Church that they're engaging on. And we'll talk about whatever else comes up. We'll go for about 24 minutes. If you'll do us a favor, smash that hard button for us. Please make sure that you leave a comment. Tell us where you're watching it from. Tell us what you want us to talk about. We'll try to get into anything if we have time. And then make sure you support the work that we're doing. It's eight bucks a month, $80 a year to support endless urgency to support the social contract with Joe Walsh. We are working hard. And I'll tell you what, Joe Walsh has given up a ton by not joining the maga fucking hive mind that's currently defending the president's attacks on Pope Leo. So make sure you support him. Support him before you support me. But when you're done, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I'll pull my former congressman card. You fuck off. I don't shit i don't give a shit oh congratulations you remember of the

most useless body in america politics like congr i shall have that card i have that card i have i have more

power i think that the average congressman at this point yes you do i'm kidding nobody quote that and

like grab it and then put it on the internet and say that i was serious and it's nice what you said about me

because of where I come from,

I just want to return serve. I think you are one of the most genuine, passionate, smartest political

thinkers in the country today. I just want people to follow and subscribe to you. That's all I was

going to say. Thank you. You're a good dude, Joe Walsh, and I appreciate the hell out of you. So let's, let's dive in. Let's start with Donald Trump. So I was going to mock it up, but I didn't. But Donald Trump announced this morning that Tehran has agreed to open the straight of Iran, which is not at all concerning for both, one, the president's ability to manage and maintain this war that he's decided to start, but two, also the fact that he is a dementia-riddled, nut job that's losing his mind on any given day. It's also not the first time this week that a member of the Trump administration has gotten the name of the Strait of Hormuz-Hormuz wrong, because Scott Besson said it was the Strait of Vermouth, like two days ago. So do these people know what country they've invaded? Michael, I missed that. I heard about it. Was he being funny or did he just... No, he was... I mean, I think he just misspoke, right? Like, we've all crossed our words before and said the wrong thing. But I have to imagine he was thinking about how much he wants to crack over the bottle. Oh, my God.

It was almost martini time.

Yeah. The best, I tweeted something that was like, this feels like, this feels like a good joke for Pete Heggseth. Like, I was, like, upset that it was the wrong cabinet member who said it. And somebody responded to me that was like, Mike, be honest. Pete Hegg said there's a drinking any vermouth with his body. That's true.

That's true.

He's drinking straight out of a fucking egg. Straight out of the bottle.

He's just like, you don't need to take a glass, no ice, like a fucking savage. I want to lead with this because I want you to do better with it. Because I'm a Debbie Downer. I was on some program earlier this morning,ael i'm just so tired of this he's done this

his whole life he breaks something he fucks something up he makes a mess and then somebody fixes

what he broke somebody cleans up his mess or he he walks it back and and all of a sudden he's

the man and he declares victory and we're also

supposed to fucking applaud him i'm just so that's what he did here the straight was open six

weeks ago right it was open go ahead no i mean look i think that any any of these mega influencers

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