The Straight-Line Zig-Zag Method

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2023

⏱️ 54 minutes

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Summary

From Pluto to Mars, that's a Straightline Win Win Certified Close! Bryan & Krissy return to Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method. Whats the strangest thing you’ve ever eaten? Live octopus, beef heart, raw chicken Just…don’t listen to the first 10 minutes of this episode if you are eating World’s biggest testicles Breakup convos Quiet dumping Bring back The Tripod of Sales! Paul Cruz & The Paul Cruz Sales Method The Straight-Line Method thirty seven other steps The Wolf of Wall Street taught Paul Cruz all he knows Trust a salesman? Never! It’s a win-win situation You’re gonna get erections in the opening It's pluto! It’s mars! It's a convoluted straight line! LINKS: Send us show ideas, comments, questions or concerns by texting us 212.433.3TCB text or leave us a voicemail Watch TCB on YouTube Creator: Bryan Green Co-Host: Bryan Green Co-Host: Krissy Hoadley Producer: Christina A. Producer: Gustavo B. To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Thinking about spilling the tea?
0:02.2	WhatsApp has multiple layers of protection.
0:04.5	With enter-end encryption, no one but those in the chat can see it.
0:07.8	Which means you can spill the whole pot.
0:09.8	And with chat lock, you can password protect your most personal chats.
0:13.3	So you can spill the beans too.
0:15.0	And when all the features work together, you can spill everything on the table
0:19.1	without worrying about cleanup.
0:21.0	Because you can make it disappear at the press of a button.
0:24.0	So don't just spill the tea.
0:25.6	Spill it all.
0:26.8	WhatsApp.
0:27.6	Message privately with multiple layers of protection.
0:31.1	From spending the day on crystal clear waters, soaking up the sun.
0:36.0	To watching it set.
0:37.8	Chill, glass in hand over a sparkling waterfront.
0:41.5	Tampa Bay makes the most of the Florida sunshine, long pass sundown.
0:45.9	With so much to see and do, enjoy a sun-filled getaway to Tampa Bay in the gorgeous Gulf Coast.
0:52.2	Put now for 2024 with Virgin Atlantic holidays at your local store on the phone or at virginholidays.crowd.uk
1:00.2	Listen, I can't give any more information.
1:02.8	But I fear I may have growlboss a bit too close to the sun.
1:11.0	On this episode of the commercial break.
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