Previously on Thomas in the Bible, we finally finished the Old Testament.

Congratulations Thomas, five years later and you did it.

So now we can move on from God always telling the Israelites what they're

doing wrong to God always telling the Christians what they're doing wrong. But seriously,

this part of the Bible is a lot more fun and Christians actually care about it, with an

overall Old Testament Thomas Yon count of Graham's number.

Hello, thank you, Harley, for the intro. It was great.

Wow.

So, first off, so excited for any new listeners I have from

cognitive dissonance. Now, it's a bit of a double-edged glory hole with that because you thought

there was only one edge to the glory hole, but now there's two.

Because if you're listening and you're a new listener, that means you skipped all the bullshit in the beginning of the Bible.

So I don't know how I feel about that.

Like, I feel a little, it feels a little unfair that I had to go through that and you didn't.

But at the same time, I wouldn't wish it on my worst enemy.

So if you're just going to start here, this is good.

This is the blank episode.

For anyone who's just starting now, I'm going to briefly explain.

When I originally laid out the entire schedule for the show, I did it all ahead of time,

and I did it by page number.

Well, I didn't realize there were like three blank pages that just nothing between the old and New Testament.

So I got to that part of the reading, which is today.

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