This is Corolla Digital.

Hello my little pumpernickel slices it's me Allison welcome to another brand new

Thursday show the reaction so far has been very positive I love that you guys

love listening to Gary and me ramble and by the way I was so worried that last

week's show was awful and inarticulate and it turns out it was pretty excellent

if I do say so myself which I just did now maybe I have an overly flattering

sense of self I don't think so I like to think that I am hard on myself but

everyone else loves me which is actually incredibly grandiose and a little

bit narcissistic anyway I want to tell you guys that I had the worst fucking day

ever it was like a day out of my past not that I had a horrible past but just

what happened to me is something that is the kind of thing that used to

happen to me all the time allow me to explain I have the worst sense of

direction in the world left and right I'm actually I feel like I have a sense of

them now but for the longest time left and right made no sense to me because

unlike up and down where there's gravity so you could just if you don't know

you could just drop something left and right it's all relative there's nothing

intrinsically left or right and that bug the fuck out of me and also I think I

believed that a sense of direction is sort of like a sense of smell or something

like it's just innate like my little sister from the time she was three I've

been hearing how she has a great sense of direction because my dad who also has

the same shitty sense of direction that I have she was able to direct him like

from Redlands to Orange County and back or something having only been there

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