The Story of a Kissless Virgin (w/ Benton Ray)

Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer

Headgum & Nicole Byer

Date, Comedy, Relationship, Single, Raya, Therapy, Dating, Couples, Hookups, Romance, Bumble, Dating Apps, Comedy Interviews, Love, Relationships, Nicole Byer, Health & Fitness, Sex, Advice, Encounters, Tinder, Interview, Sexuality, Podcast, Hookup, Stories, Interviews, Society & Culture

4.8 • 15.6K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2022

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Summary

Comedian Benton Ray is a kissless virgin. He chats with Nicole about the circumstances of this choice, they learn new terms for different sexual orientations, and what it means to go "basket shopping" for a partner. Plus, Benton matches with straight guys on Tinder? There's a lot to unpack here.

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0:00.0	Why won't you date me?
0:10.0	Why won't you date me?
0:12.0	Why won't you date me?
0:14.0	Please, tell me why!
0:18.0	Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me?
0:27.0	I'm not a podcast or a meaner, I just want to figure out how I'm still single.
0:31.0	Even though you could take me to Des Moines, Idaho.
0:37.0	I don't think that's where Des Moines is.
0:39.0	Whatever, you can take me to a shitty fucking town, leave me there.
0:43.0	And then I will hitchhike my way back home, knock on the door and say,
0:48.0	I still love you.
0:50.0	My guest today is a comedian, podcaster, and makeup lover.
0:54.0	They co-hosted the good for you podcas with Whitney Cummings,
0:57.0	and now has a new hilarious series called You Did This,
1:01.0	where they interview comedians, while they do a timed makeup look with no prior instructions.
1:08.0	Ooh, get ready to have your nasty little ears have the sounds.
1:14.0	I don't know. I'm dying. I'm so tired.
1:18.0	Hello? Okay. Oh, they're funny. It's a Benton Ray.
1:24.0	Hello.
1:26.0	This is, let me tell you, it's a glitch city over here.
1:29.0	So I was like, yes, yes, yes, and I was like, should I talk now?
1:32.0	I was, I was waiting on, on my name. I couldn't hear it.
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