The Story of a Kissless Virgin (w/ Benton Ray)
Why Won't You Date Me? with Nicole Byer
Headgum & Nicole Byer
4.9 • 16K Ratings
🗓️ 15 July 2022
⏱️ 50 minutes
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Summary
Comedian Benton Ray is a kissless virgin. He chats with Nicole about the circumstances of this choice, they learn new terms for different sexual orientations, and what it means to go "basket shopping" for a partner. Plus, Benton matches with straight guys on Tinder? There's a lot to unpack here.
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| 0:00.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:10.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:12.0 | Why won't you date me? |
| 0:14.0 | Please, tell me why! |
| 0:18.0 | Oh, baby, welcome to another episode of Why Won't You Date Me? |
| 0:27.0 | I'm not a podcast or a meaner, I just want to figure out how I'm still single. |
| 0:31.0 | Even though you could take me to Des Moines, Idaho. |
| 0:37.0 | I don't think that's where Des Moines is. |
| 0:39.0 | Whatever, you can take me to a shitty fucking town, leave me there. |
| 0:43.0 | And then I will hitchhike my way back home, knock on the door and say, |
| 0:48.0 | I still love you. |
| 0:50.0 | My guest today is a comedian, podcaster, and makeup lover. |
| 0:54.0 | They co-hosted the good for you podcas with Whitney Cummings, |
| 0:57.0 | and now has a new hilarious series called You Did This, |
| 1:01.0 | where they interview comedians, while they do a timed makeup look with no prior instructions. |
| 1:08.0 | Ooh, get ready to have your nasty little ears have the sounds. |
| 1:14.0 | I don't know. I'm dying. I'm so tired. |
| 1:18.0 | Hello? Okay. Oh, they're funny. It's a Benton Ray. |
| 1:24.0 | Hello. |
| 1:26.0 | This is, let me tell you, it's a glitch city over here. |
| 1:29.0 | So I was like, yes, yes, yes, and I was like, should I talk now? |
| 1:32.0 | I was, I was waiting on, on my name. I couldn't hear it. |
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