We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry 1229 dot PS 11822 certificate number 42504.

The Stone of Scoon.

Scone?

Scone?

Scoon? We're going to have to teach the controversy. It's good.

going to have to teach the controversy.

You know, every once in a while we here on the program actually do want to figure out how to pronounce a word.

It's rare.

We don't normally care and in this instance I would not have cared but then Ken had some

Alex P. Keaton desire to be right about this.

Nice reference.

You know what archetype the young people love, Alex

P Keaton.

And so what I would call the stone of scone because it literally is the word

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