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So guys what was greater the number of hours you slept or the ounces of alcohol you imbib last night? You, honestly, I feel like I slept a reasonable amount.

I went to bed late, but then I woke up late, so I'm okay.

I'm good I I think my hours of sleep only narrowly edge out my alcohol

consumption because I went to alcohol consumption.

Because I went to bed very late, my children were not interested in letting me sleep in this morning. I actually didn't drink that much last night.

I didn't eat either.

I was just kind of a bundle of nerves and I kind of weaned into it.

But the thing is, I think the number of ounces of alcohol still exceeds the hours of sleep,

but that is more a reflection of the very small number of hours of sleep than of a particularly large quantity of alcohol.

How about you, Shane? I only slept for five hours but then I got up and kept drinking.

So... To even things out. That's great.

Bodka with your cheerios, Shay.

Hello and welcome to Rational Security, the Still Counting Edition.

My name is Shane Harris. Not counting hours or counting ounces. We're counting votes. Counting votes, you guys counting our chickens

counting chickens well let's not count the chickens just yet but it looks

like Joe Biden has some chickens. Three.

Ben is counting very carefully.

Two hundred seventy?

Count every chicken.

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