Canada Pizza presents Steve Dingle and Adam Wild.

I want to alert you to a situation that occurred

as we were driving here today.

Oh my goodness.

You see, in downtown Toronto, if you drive in a way that is deemed unacceptable to a person around you

mmm they leap up on the soapbox and let you know through the three long, long and hearty horn hunk.

Yeah, Toronto, they really do love the horn.

They do.

It's not a suburban thing.

The thing is that the problem in downtown Toronto is that when you are driving you do get a lot of suburbanites down here

who are not used to driving in the downtown core and are a little bit out to lunch so sometimes you just give them like neat neat

like hey just wake up off the phone give me that neat neat neat neat neat like a little

roadrunner like just hey I just want to let you know we're here I'm right behind you

need you to signal that's cool right maybe don't text your

mom right now or ever while you're driving how about that that'd be great but on

the way here today I signaled that I was going into the left lane driving up Jarvis Street.

Or as Adam calls it, his left lane.

Yes, well, it's the lane with my name on it.

They belong to him.

And there was nobody in my rear view, there was nobody really in my blind spot, so I go over

and all the sudden you hear, Nee.

So that's not the polite one.

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