The Statue Of David Is Just Average

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

5 • 3.2K Ratings

🗓️ 2 September 2022

⏱️ 47 minutes

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Summary

Micro-penis is a real medical term for..well...you get it! Bryan and Krissy dig a bit deeper on the topic, reviewing a video from ITV on the subject. It's not the size that matters, it's the extension. Subtitles are being debated online,,,for no good reason Krissy's family has a brogue The meta-verse can get you pregnant Bryan's tries and fails again to join the meta-party Micro-penis is a real condition and ITV has the all the details in 2d cardboard paper! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	If it doesn't fit, you must quit.
0:07.0	On this episode of The Commercial Break, I feel like cancel culture is coming from the
0:13.0	subtitles.
0:14.0	Like it's ruining the TV watching experience.
0:17.0	Who fucking cares?
0:18.0	I know.
0:19.0	We like to watch them watch them.
0:21.0	We don't turn it off.
0:22.0	Don't, turn it off.
0:23.0	That's right.
0:24.0	And if you're in a house with subtitles, burn it down.
0:27.0	The only way to get rid of those.
0:28.0	Torture neighbors house.
0:29.0	Subtitle people is we just start burning them at the stage.
0:33.0	Subtitle fuckers.
0:34.0	And I thought we could like broadcast the commercial broadcast.
0:38.0	Right.
0:39.0	Yeah, no.
0:40.0	And as people were coming out of the party, they'd be like, oh cool, let's go listen to what the
0:43.0	commercial break had to say.
0:45.0	But my avatar must have had some kind of sign on it that said like, you know, desktop.
0:49.0	Alert.
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