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So, State of the Union, I'm coming away feeling like everything's cool, right?

I think the state of foreign policy and the state of the Union was even less than the usual light foreign policy

content in usual states of the union.

It was like an Amuse Bush of foreign policy.

No, it wasn't even that. It was like an Amuse Bush foreign policy. No, it wasn't even that.

It was like one cashew in a mixed nut bowl.

I mean, I personally was concerned he was going to, you know, declare a war on North Korea like right there on the podium.

So I'm feeling relieved.

Yeah.

I also find it interesting that in the last, you know, month or two, the administration has announced open-ended military

commitments in both Syria and Afghanistan and yet neither of them got to mention

at all. Like this is your chance to speak to the American people about why you're doing this stuff.

They don't care about that.

Well, you might be right.

Hello and welcome to Rational Security security the state of the hashtag memo edition. I am

Shane Harris. Hashtag reporter. That's me. Does that mean you report on hashtags or you are a hashtag? I'm a

hashtag reporter. Hashtag real news. You know that's going to be a beat in the

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The hashtag reporter.

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