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🗓️ 18 April 2023
⏱️ 80 minutes
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0:00.0 | Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome, ladies and gentlemen. Welcome. The skinny man that you've seen from episode number |
0:17.2 | 1554 of the eavesdrop podcast. This episode is brought to you by Hello, fresh, Mr. |
0:22.2 | Formal in the background just walked by, haven't seen him in a while. He says that he gets anxiety |
0:26.8 | when the camera goes on. That's why he left. That's why he left. The cameras turned on and he's |
0:32.5 | not. Yeah. So as soon as she sat down, I started to tell you about my rash. I've been betrayed, |
0:39.7 | dude. By who? By my wife. She gave you a rash? Be betrayed me. Backstab me. She sabotaged me. |
0:47.3 | Oh, no. I hate when that happens. Yeah. She switched detergents on me. And it took a while for me |
0:54.5 | to. So it started on my elbows back here. I don't know if you remember. See that immediately. I'm |
1:00.2 | like, shit. I got what? Hilton and, um, in, in, in, uh, Blake have. So rise, rise, rise, |
1:07.0 | because I had in my 23 and me says that I'm prone to that to eczema, to melanoma. It really |
1:15.7 | tells you, like, uh, as I was reading the laundry list of things, it's like, yeah, |
1:20.8 | regless less syndrome. Reg, regless legs syndrome. Holy fuck. I was like, what don't, |
1:28.4 | can it be easier if you tell me what I don't have or what I'm not prone to? Um, |
1:33.6 | anyway, long story short, it appeared on my elbows first. I'm like, what the fuck was it the couch |
1:38.7 | at the, at the watch party? Like, what could it have been? Nothing. All of a sudden, my, |
1:43.2 | my shin starts to itch here, getting on the right hand side. And then simultaneously, my other |
1:49.3 | side starts to itch too, same place. And I'm like, fuck, I look it up. I'm like, yo, I have an |
1:53.0 | itch on both this numbness is like, you have nerve damage. And I was like, fuck. So it's not, |
1:58.2 | at least it's not melanoma, um, or psoriasis or eczema or any other skin shit out there. And then, |
2:07.7 | uh, I'm like, fuck, I have nerve damage. And I'm like, I'm like, oh, it's from that one time that |
2:11.5 | I did the, the, the jump in bouncy house. And then I did a front flip. And when I land that, |
2:15.4 | I landed on my, like, I land sitting down in my neck when, whoosh. And I heard the crack. |
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