The Starting 9 For Hell’s Baseball Team

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 23 March 2026

⏱️ 82 minutes

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Summary

With the MLB season about to start we pick our starting nine for Hell’s baseball team — the most talented and least moral person at every position in MLB history, dead players only. We also pick the All-Heaven starting nine and decide who would win between the two. Subscribe to the Softcore History Patreon for hundreds of hours of extra history content including episodes like this, listener voicemails, movie watch-alongs, and weekly bonus episodes. Download thePrizePicks app today and use code SOFTCORE to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! That’s code SOFTCORE to get $50 in lineups after you play your first $5 lineup! PrizePicks. It’s good to be right.Head to factormeals.com/softcore50off and use code softcore50off to get 50 percent off and free breakfast for a year. Rob Foxhttps://www.instagram.com/robfoxthree/ https://twitter.com/RobFoxThree https://www.tiktok.com/@robfoxthree Dan Regesterhttps://www.instagram.com/danregester/ https://twitter.com/dan_regester Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	You are now listening to Softcore History.
0:14.9	What is up? Welcome back to Softcore History. I am your host for the week.
0:23.4	Rob Fox joined, as always, by Dan Regester.
0:26.3	Always a pleasure to be with you, Rob, at my apartment.
0:28.7	It's my home away from home.
0:30.1	Feel lucky this week.
0:30.9	Yeah?
0:32.0	Feel lucky this week.
0:32.7	You get a good weekend?
0:35.3	Last night I had to confront some crackheads.
0:36.3	Oh, yeah?
0:36.8	Yeah.
0:38.0	In your apartment? A lot, yeah.
0:39.5	So got back from the movies at about 1 o'clock at night.
0:44.9	Saw a car that clearly did not belong here with a...
0:48.3	Very classist, don't you?
0:49.7	But go on.
0:51.4	Cracked windshield, beat up car, woman's sleeping in it.
0:56.4	Look, man.
0:57.1	Without teeth.
0:58.3	Sometime, so you got to take a nap.
1:01.8	And it turns out her boyfriend was going around, just breaking into cars.
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