This is a Headgun Podcast.

A reading from Luke 1.

Many have undertaken a drop in account to the things that have been fulfilled among us,

just as they were handed down to us by those from whom the first were eyewitnesses and servants of the word.

With this in mind, since I myself have carefully investigated everything from the beginning,

I too decided to write an orderly account for you.

It's true. Many have tried to tell the famous story of Jesus' birth,

but not many have tried to do it from the perspective of the menagerie that we have lovingly decided

were in attendance at the majestic birth of Christ.

Yep, they toy-storyed the Christmas story and gave all the animals in the barn,

feelings, goals, prominent asses, and a relationship with God.

A quick recap of the Christmas story.

Mary becomes pregnant without the sex, hence the virgin birth.

Joseph is a good dude and sticks with her with the help of an angel telling him to stay loyal.

They travel back to Bethlehem for a census and evade King Herod,

who heard of a prophecy that there was another king being born,

who then tried to kill all the other children under two in the area.

A star has been shining for two years, attracting the attention of free wise men in the town, pointing to Bethlehem.

Mary is about to pop, and the inn is full, so is Kevin, so beautifully put it last week.

Our Savior slides out of her and the only place open in town.

This table.

Total Advent nerds will pick up on some fun Easter eggs in the movie,

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