WPE, nothing personal word of the day. Today is Tuesday, July 6, 2021. WPE stands for

Worst Plan Ever. When teams make it to the finals of a sport, to the Super Bowl, to the NBA

finals, or to the Stanley Cup, for whatever strange reason, it has become custom that mayors

of the cities playing for the championship in whatever respective sport make some sort

of foolish bet. Like I bet the bucks and the sons who start tonight, maybe their mayors

are making a bet. And if the bucks win, then maybe the mayor of Phoenix has to drink an

entire case of Miller Lite. But if the sons win, then the bucks mayor has to plant a cactus

right below his toilet, something like that. When Miami is in the finals of something World

Series or NBA finals, and they win, then the opposing teams mayor has to eat like 59

impenatus and drink a quart of Cuban coffee. And when the Yankees win, then the mayor has

to eat corn beef. So that's just common. I never understood it. I think it's silly. If

you're going to wager, either do a dollar, which is my favorite wager, that would be great,

right? What are you going to bet? A dollar. But sometimes mayors when they're, it's Coco,

sorry, man, we're one minute in. We didn't prepare for this. I was just thinking about what

happened when the Marlins were in the World Series, the 03. And I was dealing with the Miami

mayor, the city mayor and the county mayor at the time, the county mayor was a guy named

Alex Penelas and the city mayor was a guy named Manides and they came to New York and they

wanted to be on the field. They wanted to sit in certain places and we had to keep track

of where they were sitting because one wanted better seats because they were the county

or the city. And then once the team won and they wanted access to the fields, their security

guards were talking to him about getting them on the field. It was a whole thing.

So mayors get involved because of course when teams win, it's really good for the city,

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