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Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

The Squirrel and the Giraffe

Beautiful Stories From Anonymous People

Chris Gethard

Society & Culture

4.89K Ratings

🗓️ 30 July 2019

⏱️ 67 minutes

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Summary

Hearing other people talk about themselves makes this caller uncomfortable. "It makes me cringe," he says, "being on the show is a terrible idea." Will this be Chris' second-ever hang up, or will the caller stay on the line to reveal what about human interaction freaks him out. This episode is brought to you by Magoosh (www.magoosh.com code: BEAUTIFUL), Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/BEAUTIFUL code: BEAUTIFUL), and Circle (www.meetcircle.com/beautiful code: beautiful).

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello to all my Walter Mitty types.

0:08.0

It's beautiful and anonymous.

0:10.0

One hour, one phone call, no names, no holds bought.

0:15.0

I'd rather no one on one.

0:20.0

I think it'll be more fun and I'll get to know you

0:25.0

and you'll get to know me.

0:29.0

Hi everybody, it's Chris Gether.

0:31.0

Welcome to my episode, Beautiful and Anonymous.

0:33.0

First things first, I've been mentioning for a long time now

0:36.0

and I am really genuinely embarrassed about how long it took.

0:39.0

One of the all-time great episodes, we actually had a deaf call to the show.

0:43.0

And after that episode, I said, you know what, I'm going to commit

0:46.0

to getting some transcripts made of some episodes.

0:49.0

So, you know, there's ten episodes that live outside the paywall permanently

0:54.0

and I have officially gotten those transcripts made.

0:57.0

I'm going to drop the link to those in the beautiful anonymous

1:01.0

the community on Facebook.

1:02.0

Those exist.

1:03.0

And then there's a lot of people in there who said they want to help out

1:05.0

and transcribe other episodes and we're going to have ways for you to sign up to do that.

1:08.0

So, I'm dropping that link in the coming days.

1:11.0

Go check them out and I hope they do some good for some people out there.

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