The Spy Who Sold Soviets Secrets For Stacks And Snatch

Softcore History

Improv, Comedy, History

4.9 • 1.2K Ratings

🗓️ 16 March 2021

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

The boys go deep into the life of CIA mole Aldrich Ames. This giant piece is solely responsible for the most deaths of American field agents and is the ultimate simp who committed treason to pay off his alimony and mistress's shopping hobby. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Welcome to Softcore History.
0:08.0	Welcome back to Softcore History. Welcome back to Softcore History.
0:10.3	I'm your host.
0:11.6	Dan Regester. I'm joined as always.
0:15.0	What J. Goldman?
0:16.0	Hi, hey, what's up?
0:18.0	I'm vaccinated.
0:19.0	Ugh.
0:20.0	The first shot.
0:21.0	You disgust me.
0:22.0	I'm sorry, didn't explain why you kept trying to touch my penis
0:25.8	and also you can't spell anymore. You didn't earn this, okay? You didn't earn these antibodies.
0:30.1	Jake, Jake literally texted me earlier. He was like, can I suck your penis?
0:34.8	Every word was misspelled.
0:37.2	And he was like, I just got vaccinated. Can I suck your penis?
0:40.0	All the words were misspelled and he just wanted to like hook up with me.
0:43.0	Corny tuck your peony? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:46.0	You're only one shot deep though.
0:48.0	The vaccine made you mentally disabled and gay.
0:51.0	I am certifiably
0:53.0	reborn autistic and gay now.
0:56.0	I wear my short shorts today because of it.
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